Pornstar Martini Free Sample (Free plus $1 postage)

This drink more is accurately known as a “Passionfruit Martini” and it has been the #1 selling cocktail in the United Kingdom since Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were an item. But Bunsters, being a proud convict founded company, is the first mob in Australia to make one of these delicious drinks in an RTD format for the mulletted masses. You could say Bunsters is doing the Queen's work in the colonies.

Dr. Drinks nearly broke a sweat when he expertly blended REAL passionfruit juice, Aussie Vodka, Vanilla Extracts and a touchy touch of lime into a velvety liquid that can only be described as heaven in a can. Imagine the flavours of Pasito blended with vanilla ice-cream, except it's not a gross frothy creamy mess. It's juice driven, not carbonated, not creamy, it's dairy free and it is just divine. Not sure why it’s called a Pornstar Martini. We reckon “Mum’s Pasito” is a way better name.

SERVING INSTRUCTIONS: Shake before serving, pour over ice in the fanciest glass known to man. Take off all of your clothes and put on a robe but leave the chest open. Take selfies.

Ingredients: WATER, PASSIONFRUIT JUICE, VODKA, LIME JUICE, ORGANIC COCONUT NECTAR, VANILLA AND PASSIONFRUIT EXTRACTS, VITAMIN D3 (25% RDI), VITAMIN B12 (25% RDI), SODIUM BENZOATE.