Cosmopolitan Free Sample (Free plus $1 postage)

Picture it New York, 1998, you Carrie, Samantha, Mr Big and Cosmo Kramer are sitting around in a smokey bar drinking Cosmopolitans laughing about that stupid Soup Nazi. You're all on top of the world! Nothing's gonna bring you down!!

And just like that, now it's only you sipping on a can of ready to drink Bunsters Cosmo at home, vaping. Ciggies got cancelled, there's too much COVID in the bars, Carrie and Samantha hate each other's guts, Mr Big got 'Me Too'd and Kramer got cancelled for an explosive racist tirade.

Times change, people change, but this drink hasn't changed one bit. It's still a mouth-watering mix of cranberry and lime juice, vodka and orange. Not too tart, not too sweet, not bitchy, sleazy or racist. It's the only thing that's aged well since the 90s.

SERVING INSTRUCTIONS: Get this can really cold. Stick it in the freezer for a few minutes. Shake before serving, and carefully pour in to one of those stupid Martini glasses that make you spill your drink everywhere. No ice needed. Call a mate and talk about your favourite Seinfeld or Sex and the City episode. If you don’t know what those shows were You Tube “Soup Nazi” or “SATC funky tasting”. It was a different time kids.

Ingredients: WATER, CRANBERRY JUICE, VODKA, LIME JUICE, ORGANIC COCONUT NECTAR, FRUIT EXTRACTS (ORANGE, CRANBERRY, LIME), VITAMIN D3 (25% RDI), VITAMIN B12 (25% RDI), SODIUM BENZOATE.